(Bad things happen to all of my exes)

(Bad things happen to all of my exes)

(All of my exes)

Oh, I'd wish 'ya well, but baby I don't wanna lie to ya

There's somethin' special 'bout how karma seems to ride witcha'

And I've gotten over it

And I would never fight for ya

But how does it feel

Oh, how does it feel, baby?

I just gotta give it time and leave it all behind

Maybe it must be that God is always on my side

And it doesn't hurt no more these days to see you cry

How's it feel to know you're never gonna make it right?

Bad things happen to all of my exes

I don't gotta do a thing and it's destined

Life goes south at the second I exit

I don't wish them harm but I like to watch the wreckage

Bad things happen to all of my exes

(Bad things happen)

All of my exes

Bad things happen to all of my exes

(Bad things happen)

All of my exes

One's still hating, one's still texting

He's confessing, you're pretending

You moved on, but let's be honest

You'll hit forty still regretting

Scrollin' back thru all our texts and

Drunk and lost and second guessing

Bad things happen to all of my exes

I just gotta give it time and leave it all behind

Maybe it must be that God is always on my side

And it doesn't hurt no more these days to see you cry

How's it feel to know you're never gonna make it right?

Bad things happen to all of my exes

I don't gotta do a thing and it's destined

Life goes south at the second I exit

I don't wish them harm but I like to watch the wreckage

Bad things happen to all of my exes

(Bad things happen)

All of my exes

Bad things happen to all of my exes

(Bad things happen)

All of my exes

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(How does it feel?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(How does it feel?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(How does it feel?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(Yeah)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(Does it?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(How does it feel?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(How does it feel?)

How does it feel, oh, how does it feel?

(Yeah)

(What?)

(Oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that)

(You got fired and your tires slashed in the same week)

(I mean, what are the odds)

(You must be going through a lot right now)

Bad things happen, bad things happen, bad things

Ba-ba-bad things happen to all, things happen, bad things

Ba-bad things happen to all, bad, bad, bad things

Bad things happen to all of my exes