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Dysfunction Junction

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Dysfunction Junction 由 daniel millennial 于 2025年11月13日发行，作为专辑“ ”的一部分。Dysfunction Junction - Single

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专辑Dysfunction Junction - Single

发行日期2025年11月13日

唱片公司daniel millennial

旋律性

不插电

Valence

舞蹈性

能量

BPM80

概览

歌词

制作

出演艺人

daniel millennial

daniel millennial

混音艺人

作曲和作词

Daniel Youdath

词曲作者

制作和工程

daniel millennial

daniel millennial

制作人

歌词

Ding-dong Hide the good plates.

Verse 1

Mom’s on her third chardonnay, callin’ it “cooking wine,”

Dad’s in the garage with the smoker—hidin’ from the bloodline.

Sister flew in late, baggage full of drama,

Ex-husband’s new girlfriend? Same age as the llama.

Brother’s keto now, won’t touch the rolls,

But he’s stress-eatin’ pie through both his holes.

Cousin brought his “service peacock,”

It’s screamin’ at the cat—pure gridlock.

Grandma’s AirPods in, blastin’ true crime,

Asks if the turkey’s “grass-fed or prime.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, pass the dysfunction,

Who spiked the punch? That’s the real question.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Family photo—crop out the bile.

Verse 2

Uncle won’t sit near Aunt Karen’s new tat,

It says “Live Laugh Lobotomy”—imagine that.

Nephew’s on his Switch, won’t look up,

Screams “ratio” when you ask for the cup.

Baby’s allergic to everything but vibes,

EpiPen on the table like party bribes.

Dog stole the ham, ran under the deck,

Dad’s yellin’ “therapy bill!”—what’d you expect?

Someone asked “who’s voting who?”—table froze,

Mom changed it to weather: “Global warming blows.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, gravy eruption,

Cousin’s MLM pitch—subscription corruption.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Leftovers fight—who gets the pile?

Bridge

Scratch Timeout—

Who put the elf on the shelf in the cranberry sauce?

Final Chorus

Dysfunction junction, annual destruction,

Hug it out quick—then ghost the group chat function.

Fake a smile, drive a mile,

See y’all next year… or never

Written by: Daniel Youdath

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