Attention!

Everyone quiet down

Actually we only really want the developers to listen into this one

We've had a lot of beef with you

And you really think that we wouldn't give you your own fucking song

(Rappi Pappi produktion)

Oh my god

Let's let the main man, the man the myth the legend

To start to show ItzCaine to speak his fucking mind

Dear the krunker devs

They need to fix the issues that we already addressed, yeah

Dear the krunker devs

I'm talking to you Glenn, so don't ignore the Krunker press

I've been flying, shooting all my shots inside their heads

They've been lying, cause I'm not cheating, I'm just Krunker's best

I'd be smiling if Leo didn't make me so depressed

I'm sorry Leo, but your name just rhymes way better than Glenn in this sitch

Dear the krunker devs

They need to fix the issues that we already addressed, yeah

Dear the krunker devs

We got Raptor in this Stu, you know he needs to put his mind to rest

Yeah, yeah, I need to put my mind to rest

I will never blindly glaze, cause I'm not like the rest

My patience wearing thin, really put it through the test

I will slide on your map with a rev, better wear a vest

Why did you make us fucking wait

Took you ages just to finish off season eight

Just to work on some random throwaway, are you insane

Now do your job and verify, Raptor and ItzCaine, bitch

Dear the krunker devs

They need to fix the issues that we already addressed, yeah

Dear the krunker devs

I'm talking to you Glenn, so don't ignore the Krunker press

Holy banger

For real, oh my god

Bro, honestly

Bro, I can't even explain how fucking proud I am of this song

We literally smashed it, but it is missing something though

Why can I hear a beat?

Huh? What is that laughter

I thought we were done, I thought we escaped?

Now Raptor and ItzCaine

Y'all have not been very nice to the developers

They actually fixed all of the issues

Now atone for your sins, by actually making a positive track for once

You fucks

Okay Raptor, we need to lock in

We can make a good song about this game

I've literally been playing this game for like four or five years

I don't know anything positive to say

This shit is like Vietnam

Raptor, Raptor, you just need to try

There's so many good things, right?

There's, um, wait, just, you go

Um, yeah, I mean, leveling up your class is pretty cool, getting your mastery

Um, I guess the slide hopping is actually kind of a crazy feature

I mean, it actually makes the game quite enjoyable

So you know what, actually, I think I can come up with something

Just listen to this real quick

Krunker is my favorite FPS

There are so many features for you to fucking test

Slide hopping round the map, then get one tap by a guest

While trying to finish all of the lunar quests

Skins in this game, they are pristine

And lately the devs have been working like machines

We got season eight and 9, while working on these beats

Hopefully one day we'll have all you guys as a feat

I love this fucking game, it is hard to explain

Streaming my grind made everybody know my name

I did it all while having laughs with my homie Caine

I want to thank you all, you have made my fucking day

I really thought they would let Krunker die

But look at it now, I cannot believe my eyes

Thank you every streamer that stood by this game's side

While others switched to Roblox like that fucking cashy guy

Play this game every night

Told my boss I'm sorry, I'll be playing till I die

Talking bout the good, yeah, I'm talking every night

I'll be playing Krunker, yeah, I'll be playing right

Play this game every night

Told my boss I'm sorry, I'll be playing till I die

Talking bout the good, yeah, I'm talking every night

I'll be playing Krunker, yeah, I'll be playing right

I'll be playing right

I'm never going left

I took my rev, and stuck it in his eye

I'm sorry Glenn, I think I should be nice

So I'ma talk about the things that I just really like

We got more skins in the game

Nerf framas cause it's lame

Just stream Krunker, now we got more things to claim in the game

I'm playing ranked, now those rewards feel like playing this game

My team is trash, but at least they fixed their hitbox in games

Thank you Krunker for listening in on the Krunker Asylum

It's been so fun!

Yeah, it's been so much fun to have actually something to do with this game again

And if y'all could just verify me and Caine, that would just be, you know, the cherry on top

We would love that!

Just please, please, can y'all hear me?

Is this on?