I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me yea I still

Wish it was the weekend

Cos then I'd have some friends

And not be in my head

I'm yawning down the Cally early morning

Just dropped off the Mrs

And I need to get something in my stomach, stat

Tally ho I'm thinkin to stop off at the breakout cafe

But a group of geezers are looking at me funny

I'm trying to work out if I recognise their faces

Cos sometimes I forget the places I've frequented

After one two many 'liveners'

The last place you wanna get into a row with blokes with face tattoos

Is out the front of Pentonville

Cos this ain't Shoreditch

And it's not for the look my darling na na na

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me yea I still

Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends

I bump into big mike which is a weird one cos he's a Southend boy

Turns out he's up here on a job

Mikes about 6 foot thousand

With hair a bit like Jamie Oliver when he used to do the naked chef

I text Joel to say I bumped into big mike

And get a screenshot back of big mike telling Joel he bumped into me

We arrange a drink that will never happen

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me yea I still

Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends

And of course my mouth tastes like burger sauce from the night before

And I've got one of those headaches that's only in my left eye

I could do with some tlc to be honest tbh

But there's no one about cos they're all normal people with jobs

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me yea I still

Wish it was the weekend

Cos then I'd have some friends

I wish it was the weekend

Even though it's all the same for me yea I still

Wish it was the weekend

Cos then I'd have some friends

And not be in my head

I wish it was the weekend

I really wish it was the weekend

I wish it was the weekend

I really wish it was the weekend