Lemme tell a story about a boy named Brian

This is not a fairytale, no, that's not what I'm implyin'

This is really not the type, rhyme writin' 'bout flexin'

Now some bitches on the phone but I'm really not replyin'

Type shit with the clique and we goin' out to get ourself a drink

To the fast lane, night made the pedal fuckin' sink

Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think

Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings

Got to the party 'bout 11:28

Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay

No mixer, straight up, so you know I'm gettin' wasted

Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper

Might notice be unseen, losin' like I'm Charlie Sheen

Blinkin' left and right, panicking 'cause now my glass is clean

Talkin' to the bartender, sorry, sir, I'm just a teen

That's when I finally met the girl of my fuckin' dreams

Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

Gettin' that kitty out the cage for my night go

Drive to the store just to buy a fuckin' mattress

If that can mean she gon' end up on my nitrous

Back to the story, now I'm talkin' to this girl

I'ma call her Tracie and she lookin' like dessert

She noticin' that I'm trussin', then she ask me what for

And I told her everything and she gave me three fours

She said, where you wanna go? And I told her, I don't know

Do you got a girlfriend? That don't really matter though

I'm like, oh, shit, thinkin' 'bout where this is gonna go

So I proceed, mans never did this shit before, aye

Back to her place now, tryna get my thing on

2 a.m. whiskey dick, eighty-percent discount

So I had to go down, cruisin' down to poon town

Making sure I put the bitches frown on upside down

Gettin' pretty wet, sweat runnin' down her neck

Little kitty so cute I wanna keep her, that's a threat

She's so clean, man, that pussy smell like honeydew

Finally gettin' hard so you know what's finna happen next

Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

Gettin' that kitty out the cage for my night go

Drive to the store just to buy a fuckin' mattress

If that can mean she gon' end up on my nitrous

Strugglin' to put the jimmy on

Turnin' red, I feel like a million

And she gettin' on top and your boy just start to feel hysteria

Bump N' Grind playin' in the stereo

When I told her it was my first time

And she told me, baby, it's fine

I don't mind, then she held my hand and it was intertwined

My god, it was nothin' like what I had in my mind

Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's primetime

This is where the fun begun

Heard her moan and I'm feelin' like I'm 'bout to fuckin' cum

Heard a knock, now your boy has got to go fuckin' run

Then I made a jump

Heard the loudest scream ever, was from her fuckin' mom, aye

Called Mike and the team, said I need to leave the scene

G done picked me up, told 'em 'bout the girl that did the deed

Even said her name, then he asked if he could take a peak

Jumped out his fuckin' seat, turns out I fucked his sis