Uncommon questions now benign

Slobber all over a bone I know is mine

Separate my bared jaw from rawhide

Teeth like the movies

Arms tucked tight

Free hugs and kisses

Tell me how to do it right

Your dog was made to fight

Let me off my leash and see who I can bite

Let it fester, let it wound, let it go bright red

Pull my head out of rawhide

Collar quarters off until there's nothing left

Cut corners on my ears- leave me muzzled, meek and deaf

Run miles over me, over again

At least then I'm man's best friend

Benign or no, I happen to stick to your side

I spread my heart, I choke, I open wide

All I want is your rawhide

Your mind goes blank and your heart pumps lead

I wouldn't envy anyone who had been enlightened

I'd rather have your rawhide instead

Let's see how many I can bite

All I want is your rawhide

Bark bark sniff sniff, then I run and hide