Razzle Dazzle

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus-pocus, bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle them and they'll never catch wise

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Row after row will grow vociferous

Give 'em the old flim-flam flummox, fool and fracture 'em

How can they hear the truth above the roar? (Roar, roar, roar)

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

They'll never know you're just a bagel

Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll beg you for more

Give 'em the old double whammy, daze and dizzy 'em

Back since the days of old Methuselah

Everyone loves the big bamboozler

Give 'em the old three-ring circus, stun and stagger 'em

When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder

They'll let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em and you got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em (Give 'em the old razzle dazzle)

Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are

Long as you keep 'em way off balance

How can they spot you got no talents?

Razzle dazzle 'em

Razzle dazzle 'em

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star