Only When I'm Drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

Conjure up a mix to **** when I'm alone

***ked up, toe back, I need to take a ****

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma

Sitting by the fire

Hold on, turn that beat off

Nah, keep it going

Crazy Town, yo, y'all just ain't know it

I get drunk and start talking more sh**

And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out

'Cause my range just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get, uh

Damn, I'm drunk

I need a trunk, no baddy and a hunk of that funk

I get, uh

Damn, I'm drunk

I need a trunk, no baddy and a hunk of that funk

Yeah, I'm good

Rad, dope, I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say, yes, yes

Strangers coming home

You know we gonna blow up

Hold up

Wait, I think I'm gonna throw up

False alarm

I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

It happens only when I'm drunk

It goes one for the chronic

Two for the amnesia

I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer

Busting one out, two out

It's the type of rapper that'll get you at your seat

Quicker than a carjacker

So if we call forty people when I'm pooling with my people

Got the ooze on these Columbus like I'm Billy Dean Rico

'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I Harry Belafonte

Looking for the suckas that jumped my homie, Lele

All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mister Winters, smoke bud like Dr. Dre

But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of sh**

Goddamn, I gotta **** so bad, I might just miss a shift

I get drunk and can't nobody want me

I'm dripping, must be the booze that I was sipping

Kicking in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin

'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many I reckon

Feeling like the Doctor Earl

Any second

Wanna get up, I can't move

Feels like I'm stuck in the groove

What the **** was I trying to prove?

I got a knack for getting photos of the whole show

It's those Doobie Bros

People call me just to keep my fifth in the truck

I'm like I **** an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk