Ain't Noby Here But Us Chickens (The Cabaret)

One night farmer Brown was takin' the air

Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care

Down in the hen house, somethin' stirred

When he shouted, "Who's there?"

This is what he heard

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So calm yourself, and stop that fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

We chickens tryin' to sleep and you bust in

And hobble hobble hobble hobble with your chin

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground

You're kickin' up an awful fuss

We chickens tryin' to sleep and you bust in

And hobble, hobble hobble hobble, it's a sin

Tomorrow is a busy day

We got things to do, we got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig and worms to scratch

It takes a lot of settin', gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So quiet yourself, and stop that fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

Kindly point that gun the other way

And hobble, hobble, hobble off and hit the hay

Tomorrow is a busy day

We got things to do, we got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig and worms to scratch

It takes a lot of settin', gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So quiet yourself, and stop that fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

And kindly point that gun the other way

And hobble, hobble, hobble off and hit the hay

Hey, hey, boss man, what do ya say?

It's easy pickins'

There ain't nobody here but us chickens