This next song is from a record-breaking show. And it really

Set a record. It lasted nine previews and one performance

This is true. So I feel it's an important show. And, um

The name of it was "Another Evening with Harry Stoones." Oh

You remember it? Well, anyway, here's the main song from it

Call me a boob

Call me a schlemiel

Call me a brain with a missing wheel

Call me what you will

But nonetheless I'm still in love with Harold Mengit

And it's not because he has a car

Arnie Fleischer has a car

But a car is just a car

And if Harold didn't have a car to his name

I guess I'd love him just the same

Call me what you will

But nonetheless I'm still in love with Harold Mengit

And it's not because he has a wealthy family

Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family

But money isn't everything

And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name

I know I'd love him just the same

But sometimes I ask myself why then

Do I then love Harold Mengit?

Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart

And I don't find romance or new dance in his heart

The only answers I can think of are

Harold Mengit's money and Harold Mengit's car

Call me what you will

But nonetheless I'm still in love with Hershey Mengit

Also Arnie Fleischer