UFO's, Big Rigs and BBQ

Howdy, I'm gonna tell y'all a story you ain't gonna believe

It's about uh- UFO's, big rigs and barbecue

Well, I'm squishin' armadillos out on Interstate 10

Heading down to Houston once again

Then I seen something shooting right across the sky

All covered in fur with one big eye (Shazam)

So I stomped on the brakes, left my baby on whine

I'm having me a close encounter of the diesel kind

Then the spaceman spoke, it sound sort of funny

Kinda like a Yankee banker all outta money

You know what he told me? He said:

Well, UFO's are big rigs that come from outer space

Stopping off at the truckstop Earth looking for some food to ate

Can't get no Beanie Weenies out past the Great Unknown

UFO's are big rigs far from home

Now that furry flying saucer boy said he was looking for some barbecue

So I took him down to Dreamland barbecue in Tuscaloosa, Alabama

You know what we got?

We got...

Ribs, white bread, and ice cold beer

He was eating so hard they didn't even stare (And that boy was ugly, too)

Said the waitress reminded him of someone who was far, far away

Took another white pill, another long day

Everybody now!

Well, UFO's are big rigs that come from outer space

Stopping off at the truckstop Earth looking for some food to ate

Can't get no Beanie Weenies out past the Great Unknown

Yeah, UFO's are big rigs far from home

(Come on, boys!)

I think I see Mr Spock over there, hey!

And that space alien said something that was music to my truck-driving, carbuncle-budded ears

Well out past Mars ain't no speed limit

Said he owns his space truck, he don't rent it

And his back was achin', could he somewhere get him a massage?

There stood Sapphire's Space Age Love Garage

(Ha ha!)

(Come on!)

Well, UFO's are big rigs that come from outer space

Stopping off at the truckstop Earth looking for some food to ate

Can't get no Beanie Weenies out past the Great Unknown

UFO's are big rigs far from home

Yeah, UFO's are big rigs far from home

Yeah, UFO's are big rigs far from home

(Oh yeah)

Man, that boy shot outta here faster than Richard Petty!

Look at that antenna he's got!

I bet he could pick up Dave Nemo and The Road Gang on the other side of the Sun!