The whole world is gone low, brow

Things ain't what they used to be

They sure ain't, mama, they sure ain't

It's all gone

Whatever happened to fair dealing, and pure ethics, and nice manners?

Why is it everyone now, is a pain in the ass?

Whatever happened to class? Class?

Whatever happened to please, may I?

And yes, thank you and how charming?

Now, every son of a bitch, is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class? Class?

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs, and whores

And even kids'll knock you down, so's they can pass

Nobody's got no class!

Whatever happened to old values

And fine morals

And good breeding?

Now, no one even says, "Oops", when they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class? Class?

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use

And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins, and give you sass

And even kids'll kick your shins, and give you sass

Nobody's got no class!

All you read about today, is rape and theft

Jesus Christ! Ain't there no decency left?

Nobody's got no class!

Everybody you watch

'S got sprains in his crutch

Holy crap, holy crap, what a shame (what a shame)

What became of class?