Enough of that, stand up straight what nonsense

"No," I said, my face close to the ground, "I'll stay as I am."

"You really can annoy a person, I must say.

Such a waste of time! Come on, put an end to it."

"The way you shout! In the quiet of the night!" I said.

"Just as you like," he added.

But wheeling suddenly around,

He looked at me – I hadn't quite finished yet – and said:

"What's this? You're all crooked! What on earth are you up to?"

"Quite right. You're very observant," said I,

My head on the seam of his trousers,

Which was why I couldn't look up properly.

I won't scream,

I'll just stare at him as long as my eyes can stand it.

"Well?" he said.

"Well?" he said.

"Well?" he said.