Me Neither

Darling, I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night

And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times

If I don't ask, I'll never know, this may sound dumb, but here we go

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me neither, I'm glad that we agree

Believe me, that's a big relief

Well, this place is awful crowded and this music is so loud

Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat?

Me neither

It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast

I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked

Relationships need time to grow, you and I should take this slow

Darling, tell me would you like to dance?

Me neither, I was just bein' polite

Thank goodness, my feet are much too tired

I'm sure you're tired too, I can see an empty booth

Would you like to maybe sit and talk awhile?

Me neither, we'd never get along

I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all

This has been a waste of time and I'm runnin' out of lines

Don't you think it's time for me to end this song?

Me neither

Oh, here we go

Oh, yeah