What's a Telephone Bill?

Hello, baby

Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again

Oh, yeah, I'm loaded with verbal rap ability, baby

You know you inspire me to poetry

So listen while I recite naughty nothings

That'll wet your eardrums

I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby?

What I'd like to do would be good to you

And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through

I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

According to the way you make me feel

I guess you'd call it an obscene phone call

I'm not a storyteller though, baby

I'd rather be with you, me to me

Oh, a sorta physical love, like, bubba

Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know

You

Excuse me if I seem obscene to you

I'm bein' real and that seems the thing to do

I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

Oh, baby, uh, uh, why don't you just hang on?

I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'd like to make sweet love to you

Oh, no, not that, baby

I wanna be real with you

Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby

Ah

(Ah, ah) Don't fake me out

(G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl)

I love you, baby

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Let me see if I can hit that note again, I love you, baby

(Ah, ah)

(G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?

(Ah, ah)

I like to get real funk-kay

(G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

Ah, I'm just livin' and lovin'

Waitin' for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's the telephone bill?

(Ah, oh)

(G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Maybe I'll manicure your toenails and, um

Make sweet love to you, baby

Rub my body with yours

Wait a minute, operator

Ay, ay, I'm not talkin' to you