Yeah

Simon

I'm talkin' to you

This motherfucker right here's for you

You got a lot of motherfuckers comin' up on your show

And you tryna act like you motherfuckin' judgin' every-fuckin'-body

You ain't no-motherfuckin'-body

Fuck American Idol, Simon, and his whack ass!

He can kiss the bottom of my foot and Paula can kiss my black ass

That show is for no pro, it's for a jackass

I piss on the ratings with a scuba diving tank with a German mask

The type of guy to defecate on jazz and bluegrass

Paint your face black, I guarantee all your assets, you'll leave with a blue ass

I'm that insurance guy that come with a tow truck, when your Maybach crash

These microphone **** with big budgets is trash

Lassie-type **** who don't bark back, they sneak-bite ****

I'm ready for combat with poison down on the floor

You come up and test my shit like a rat

You pick a spot where you think you fuckin hot

And watch me wipe my ass wit'cha baseball cap

I piss on your pants from the Gap

Your bitch be fucked up with Noxzema on her face with a headwrap

That shit your spit to everybody is head-crap

Fuck with Franklin Fred rap

You're just a man sneakin' back through a crack in rap

Flip your fuckin toupee like a flapjack

You a sap in rap, that bitch ain't got no fat ass in the magazines

That's mad-flat, she's just hyped up with a corny basketball-ass

That's mad-fat, in fact, she's a DVD homeless cat

Somebody I wouldn't want to dance to my track

Or put on some pants to my track

How you gon' stand there? You better be in a b-boy stance to my track

Everybody flippin' over a bullshit thong in your buttcrack

Now I'm hyper-toned up with a Corona

She ain't got gas in her ass to get from Corona

She's a roommate livin' on a budget from a loaner

A grown-ass woman flyin' back and forth to a yellow Toyota

Fuckin' with some cornbread ten-karat-gold-chain **** that look like Yoda

How the fuck you gon' represent plastic surgery?

Yo' ass movin in with the club promoter

How long you gon' do that shit 'til you get older and bolder?

With strength from the butt needles

I'm that **** that's low-key in the spotlight

Watchin' your peoples, on some real-life

I'm surreal trife, watchin' these girls out in Vegas

Askin' Carmelo Anthony to turn on they Con Edison lights

Yeah! We rule

Dr. Dooom is in the fuckin' room

Now you take that motherfucker personal

I want y'all to cover your ass

I'mma be there! Motherfucker, I'mma be there

Right in the back of your fuckin' dandruff, right on top of your hair

Yeah!