Cocktales

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell

But $hort dog's on the mic telling cocktales

H-E-A-D

All you washed up hoes trying to throw that P

You're just a big freak, you better not complain

When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name

If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing

I'll pick up the phone and call Danine

If I call Marie, I know for a fact

I'll get sucked in my drop top Cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi

Straight dick sucker, worked me and my homie

She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

She was fine as fuck but can't fuck with Tina

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleaner

I took her to my house and I told her, strip

Baby got freaky, started doing the splits

I said, bitch, do what you want

'Cause the true blue mack won't even front

I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum

Pussy so tight it wouldn't give me none

I'm sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk

I'm trying to get funky 'cause I love the funk

My dick is big and her **** had a little one

I didn't fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun

I know you stop and wonder just what it is

It's the California lifestyle that I live

See I'm from the crew

Dangerous bitch, telling everybody 'bout this freaky shit

I know this bitch named Annette

You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

Hella freaky, won't say no for shit

You and her all alone, ****, that's your bitch

I know another freak, her name's Joanne

I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can

Finest bitch around, ain't got no man

Every time she cross my mind I go fuck her again

She's like another freak, named Christina

Bitch so dumb I named her misdemeanor

'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that shit

She got my number, if she beep me, I'ma call that bitch

And go dig in them guts like the gardener

If she starts screaming I'ma fuck the bitch harder

'Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell

'Cause Short Dogg's on the mic telling cocktales

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy

Fucking MC's 'cause she's so nasty

See her backstage trying to throw that ass

She just like the freak and she had to pass me that pussy

You can't stop the bitch

Let her roll on vogues and then drop her, rich

My name is Short, my game is long

I freak these hoes and sing these songs

I know a bitch named Stephanie

Do anything she can to have sex with me

She really don't bring out the best in me

But I love her fine ass laying next to me

She's like another freak, named Nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties

I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later

Talking some shit about, do me player

So I did her, just like Tamra

Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera

Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle

Got my skin all under her fingernails

She was digging in my back while I grind the shit

That was way back, now I can't find the bitch

But if I do, I'll probably do the same again

Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp

I'm Too $hort baby, I don't stop macking

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rapping

You can bet your life as I spit these raps

I'll be fucking 'em up like that, bitch

I know a bitch, her name is Cherie

I had to cut her lose 'cause she wanted to get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very

Sometimes it's shaved, sometimes it's hairy

I'm Short Dogg, ain't nothing nice

Yeah, but make me mad and I'll fuck your wife

Have fun with your bitch, have her sprung on my dick

I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on  your bitch

Like my other little tramp named Erica

Anywhere I wanna fuck that's where I fuck

But she's the freakiest bitch in America

And every time I get the pussy I just tear it up

'Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell

'Cause Short Dogg's on the mic telling cocktales

Bitch

And it don't stop to the beat