The Palladium

Aiyyo what's goin on, it's Ahmad on the microphone 'Bout to tell y'all about the Palladium Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house Kick it Yo, it's the end of the day and it's Friday Ahmad how 'bout a show to the stadium You know what the Palladium We can't get faded, oh, that's right you don't drink But there's a better incentive, it won't cost you know the hoe swing Well, I said guess I guess It's better to flex than be at home watchin' chips I'd rather watch chicks I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her Hugh Hefner's no joke, he's too heavy for my kind I play blind and went out lookin' for my type That's right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina Coolin' at the bar with her friend Tina Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin' like Bobby Bonilla Bought a pina colada and got another Reached in my pants pocket, just like the riches on paper Saw a cutie 'cross the room, went on another caper I approached her, she started havin' fits It was the pits 'cause this chick thought she was the shit My homey Kay said, let's go Ahmad ain't even fadin' it y'all, 'coz it's cool at the Palladium At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium, word Yo, it's Friday the Palladium, what a great show Kids chillin' like nerds couldn't get in so they sittin' on curbs Cars rollin' by deep, you couldn't miss 'em Tempers start stowin' so brothers start throwin' fists at fights I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxes Rock stars in Limos stretch, smokin' cess I walk in and see brothers and broads causin' havoc Havoc and Mayhem, both straight from the west coast Most of the dancers are housers Some are few freaks freakin', guys playin' to get laid this weekend Speak of the devil, better put in my bid But first get rid of this chick, she's on my testicles 'Cause Ahmad is the God, I don't test no hoes I just maintained and step in the vestibule Be reminiscent of disses I'm throwin' body blows to weak rappers and tossin' 'em to the fishes Then callin' Mrs. Bla Bla Blah Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin' smoke so I choked him Uhh, I'm just givin' my respects, leave my condolences Like when I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin' strikes, I never miss Yikes, I gotta go 'cause they flowin', I think it's my day So chill and let's groove at the Palladium Friday At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium, word Kick it yo, I'm still cool at the Palladium show Yellin' out yo's with my bros and steady clockin' the hoes But now it's two o'clock I'm ready to split Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin' it hard wit' Betty Smith or Johnson, fuck it, it don't matter Just wanna climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter 'Cause I'm smooth, never obnoxious, chillin' That's why ya never live to hear me rushin' while I'm bustin' Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both So now you see me, taggin' asses like graffiti And on the next day I'll be rested, exhausted Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody go At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show At the Palladium, word That's Ahmad and the Joneses We on this mic for the nineties We out, peace