Tired feeling down, alarm is louder

Than the traffic in the city

No time now for breakfast got to get dressed

Go to work ain't that a pity

At sunrise they start (Modern Problems)

At nightime they haunt you

From daylight to dark (Modern Problems)

(1)Never get to anywhere on time

(2)They don't want to give this guy a break

(3)Just can't seem to get them off my mind

Get into the car, I turn the key

And it breaks for in the ignition

Walk into the office and I'm told

That they have lost all my commissions

Finally make it home, open the mail

To find my phone's been disconnected

Watch the evening news, they say the pills

I took today they are affected

Modern Problems, we all got Modern Problems...