I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest

I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath

When I focus my mind, I always reach my goal

But there's one thing I cannot control

I come too fast

I come too fast

A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past

I come too fast

I come too fast

Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants

I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick

Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in "About Schmidt"

If the girl's on top, sometimes I'll last a minute or two

But if we doggy-style, oh man, I'm screwed

I come too fast

I come too fast

I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap

I come too fast

I come too fast

I swear I'll eve shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft

Oh, damnit