I Pick My Parties (feat. Toby Keith)

Well, I don't go out all the time, what kinda fool do you think I am?

But a rowdy Wednesday nighter, ain't really something you can plan

Gotta be at work by seven (that's right)

I should be gettin' home (that's right)

I used to do this all the time, but now I really don't

I pick my parties, that's what I do

I wish that I could hit 'em all, but I got to pick and choose

I'd be pushing up daisies if I did it every day of the week

So, I pick my parties, oh, but sometimes they pick me

Good ones always happen at the most inconvenient time

But once it gets a goin' and is rollin', ain't no slowin' down tonight (oh come on)

That ole' sun might be risin' 'fore I get to bed

But I make sure it's always with the poundin' in my head

I pick my parties, that's what I do

I wish that I could hit 'em all, but you got to pick and choose

I'd be pushing up daisies if I did it every day of the week

So, I pick my parties, oh, but sometimes they pick me

If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right

And if I'm going out, I'm going out all night

We pick our parties, that's what we do

We wish we could hit 'em all, but we got to pick and choose

We'd be pushing up daisies if we did it every day of the week

So, I pick my parties, oh, but sometimes

But I pick my parties, oh, but sometimes

We pick our parties, oh, but sometimes they pick Toby, T and me

(How do like us now, baby? Ha-ha-ha-ha)