Idiot Friends

Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena

We've got a real special show for y'all tonight

Featuring my new best pal, this guy

He's an idiot

So what are we gonna sing about sponge buck?

We're going to sing a song about friends

What kind of friends, sponge buck?

Well, listen up and I'll tell you

Who's there for you when you are sad and down?

Idiot friends

Who picks you up and smacks you all around?

Idiot friends

Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?

Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends

Idiot friends

Idiot friends

You know sponge buck

All we've been a-doin' is singin' about

What I've done for you

Well, what have you done for me?

He-he-he, who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

Thanks buddy, curses

Only an idiot friend would do that

Let's bring it home, idiot friend, okay

Who lets you ride on his coffins?

Who slaps you hard and often?

What do you and me have in common?

We're idiot friends