Do you remember where we met at the turn of the century

Ripping up the dancefloors in all and a plenty

Wasted with the young

Just like our education

We were at the school of life, learning valuable lessons

Be polite to the police or you'll end up arrested

And I apologised to be wasted made in England

I don't know what they thought of me

Why don't you open up and see

And now that everybody wants

Everybody wants

Everybody wants

Their piece of fame and

When it never comes

When it never comes

Everybody wants

Someone to blame

We were looking for the dream, we'd be promised as children

A purpose and a pleasure and a little fulfillment

But the life that's advertised

Is just a dream to cling to

When you think the jackpot has finally hit you

It's all null and void, "Sorry, we can't permit you"

You're just not qualified

You tried and you were tested

Suss it out what you can do

'Cause this dream was not designed for you

And now that everybody wants

Everybody wants

Everybody wants

Their piece of fame and

When it never comes

When it never comes

Everybody wants

Someone to blame

Now it's snowing in the toilets, oh my what a carry on

Take a bow, it's not alright

You bag it up, rip it out, shape it up and it's alright

The dogs won't bark tonight

The dogs won't bark tonight

The dogs won't bark tonight

The dogs won't bark tonight

The dogs won't bark, no, the dogs won't bark

'Cause everybody wants

Everybody wants

Everybody wants

Their piece of fame and

When it never comes

When it never comes

Everybody wants

Someone to blame

Now it's snowing in the toilets, oh my what a carry on

Take a bow, it's not alright

You bag it up, rip it out, shape it up and it's alright

The dogs won't bark tonight