Acorn Brown

I'm a little acorn brown

Lying on that cold, cold ground

Everybody steps on me

That is why I'm cracked, you see

I'm a nut

I'm a nut

I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut

Call myself on the telephone

Just to see if I'm at home

Ask myself out on a date

Not any later than half past eight

I'm a nut

I'm a nut

I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut

I just think that I am grand

Go to the movies and hold my hand

I put my arm around my waist

If I get too fresh, I slap my face

I'm a nut

I'm a nut

I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut