Howie thought brass was the height of style

Now he's got something of a steampunk smile

And it's all right

It's all right, it's all right

Sally got a dagger hung from her septum

O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em

And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)

(You do what you do what you do)

Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it!

Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it

And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)

It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you

Be nonchalant with screws

Stuck through your eyelids

You new wave of pirates

Modify (modify whatever)

Modify (modify and sever)

Modify

May nothing get rejected

May nothing get infected

Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed

Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled

And it's all right

It's all right, it's all right

Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet

Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete

And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)

(You do what you do, what you do)

Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope

His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope

And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)

It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you

Be nonchalant with screws

Stuck through your eyelids

You new wave of pirates

Modify (modify whatever)

Modify (modify and sever)

Modify

May nothing get rejected

May nothing get infected

Modify (modify whatever)

Modify (modify and sever)

Modify!

May nothing get rejected (knock yourself out)

May nothing get infected