You Have to Work Blue

You ever notice the way you lose a sock

Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock

Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane

Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names

Y'ever notice that there's so many Starbucks

The new kind of comedy sucks

You have to work blue

Blue

That's what you do

Throw in a shit or a piss or a poo

And work blue

Blue

All the pros do

Back in the old days everyone knew

(spoken)

Hey doctor!

Yeah?

Every time I drink coffee my eye hurts!

Well, stop sucking your father's cock!

You have to work blue

Blue

That's what you do

These people didn't pay to see ga ga goo goo

You ever notice all these cops they eat donuts

Y'ever notice McDonald's pies are hot

Y'ever notice there was 2 Darrins

Y'ever notice how every trailer begins

"In a world..."

Y'ever notice whatever happened to wit?

Enough of this faggoty shit

You gotta work blue

Blue

That's what you do

Serve 'em up a big bowl of fuckety stew

And work blue

Blue

All the pros do

Back in the old days everyone knew

(spoken)

Tell it to me straight, doctor

Triumph, you got three months to live

I want a second opinion, and a rod up my ass so I can jerk off while you suck your father's cock

You have to work blue

Blue

That's what you do

It's absolutely positively shittingly true

(spoken)

Waiter?

Yes?

What's this fly doing in my soup?

Monsieur, let me take a look see

Looks like that fly there is doing the backstroke

Fucking shit cocking cuntety cuntety cuntety cuntety shit fuck fuuuuuuuck baby fuck titty fuck titty fuck shitballs fuck fuck shitty fuck fuck cock shit fuck! Fuck!

You have to work blue

Blue

That's what you do

Say goodbye to hey-o and hello to fuck you

You have to work blue

Blue

That's what you do

Back in the old days everyone knew

You ever notice?