Meter Maid

I'm comin' to ruin your day

I'm a bad ol' ugly meter maid

Just go and ask my man Jerome

He says I'm mean workin' but I'm meaner at home

Here comes a man without no change

Well I'll wait right here 'till he's out of range

Before he comes back to pay

Well I'll give him a ticket an' I'll tow him away

Gimme your money, let's cut a deal

Or I'll stick my boot on your left front wheel

Caught my man runnin' round like a mutt

You know he needs a boot on his you know what

I know your name

Got your number

You treat me nice

Or pay the price

My man's workin hard all day

Put your money in the meter if you wanna' stay

Put food on the table and bring home the bread

If you wanna park it in my bed

If you wanna ruin your life

Take a bad ol' meter maid for your wife

Just go and ask my man Jerome

He says I'm mean workin' but I'm meaner at home