First World Problem 由 Level Up Records & Tapes 于 2010年4月6日 发行，作为专辑“Zero Day”的一部分。
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旋律性
歌曲的曲调是否清晰易记，是否遵循了明确的音乐模式。旋律性强的歌曲一般具有清晰、令人难忘的器乐或声线。
不插电
衡量一首歌曲对不插电乐器（例如钢琴、吉他、小提琴、鼓、萨克斯）而非电子或数字合成的依赖程度
Valence
通过歌曲的和声和节奏成分，传达的音乐积极性或情感基调。高情感值与幸福、兴奋和愉悦的感觉相对应，而低情感值则与悲伤、愤怒或忧郁有关。
舞蹈性
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能量
曲目的感知强度，可能受节奏、动态和音乐紧凑程度的影响。一首高能量的歌曲可能节奏欢快、乐器编配丰富，而一首低能量的歌曲则可能音乐编配简洁、节奏较慢。
歌词
Nerd rap infests your internet, you left a trap, but it's empty
MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting
Ending up uncaged and at large
To talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
Of every drip of your attention
Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
My disappointment at the interruption of convenience
I mean, just a lot left but none up in between this
Couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later
It's an outrage at the price I paid
These dictators of my leisure rule with an iron fist
Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?
Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem)
Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem)
You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem)
Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem)
Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem)
And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem)
(Your center channel speaker's out, I can hear that it's not on)
Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
And I'm struggling to keep this in perspective
But I feel like a massive injustice occurred
Says "regrows hair" on the tube, in the words
In a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users
I must have got swindled, is it a fault? Of whose is?
Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured
Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more
I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
And it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue
Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do?
Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem)
Left a participle dangling (first world problem)
You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem)
Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem)
You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem)
Your yacht got capsized (first world problem)
(Your yacht got capsized, a first world problem you have with your yacht)
The living conditions of the American masses
That's you
Are swiftly deteriorating
Our generation is going through the final convulsions
Of the dying world of Capitalism
That's what it says here
And if you don't believe that pamphlet
Try this one:
Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle
You have to hustle before the fates come, reshuffle
Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em
You can laugh about it later, maybe needed while despairing
For the moment though, you ordered half caff, didn't get it
There was no TV set when you jetted
Internet resetted itself
Just as I was in the middle of tournament play
And so I suffered from transmittal interruption
Completely ruined my day
MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say
People buy CDs in these days of disaster
So poor me: I have to be a professional rapper
(Have some sympathy)
No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem)
App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem)
Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem)
Colors won't calibrate (first world problem)
They never stock the snack you want (first world problem)
Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem)
(You caught herpes from a celebutante, that magnificent creature)
Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem)
Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem)
Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem)
Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem)
You own too many underwear (first world problem)
And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem)
(Not much of a millionare ... in the first world)
Written by: Damian Hess
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