In a city plagued by the crime

A city you know or could imagine

A city of buildings and streets

A city in pain

A city in need of a hero

That hero is Skeleton Man

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skelton Man

Protecting our streets

Taking on crime

Saving the world

A day at a time

Under cover of night, cover of day

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man

During an accident as a child

A small boy broke his arm and was then exposed to x-rays

These rays revealed that the boy was in fact part-man part-skeleton

What?

A skeleton man

A part-man part-skeleton

Yes, just as the centaur is part-man part-horse

So too is he part-man part-skeleton

Right and which part is the skeleton part?

The skeleton part

What you mean like inside him?

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skelton Man?

All made up of bone

Shaped like a man

Skeleton feet

And skeleton hands

He has calcium strength at his command

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, So he's just a regular man?

Many people think he's just a regular man

Yes

But he's not just any man

I think he is

He's Skeleton Man, He's Skeleton Man

That's ridiculous, Everyone has a skeleton

It doesn't make you a superhero

It's like saying 'OOHH! Skin Man'

OOOOHHH Skin Man

Villian in disguise

But Skeleton Man

Sees through his plan

With his Skeleton eyes

He's Skeleton Man

No sorry stop singing

That's stupid

Everyone is part man part skeleton

Anyone could... whoever is listening to this song could be Skeleton Man

Skeleton Man's listening to us

He bought our album

Or stole it off the internet

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man