With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock

Every year when Summer comes round

Off to the sea I go

I don't care if I do spend a pound

I'm rather rash, I know

See me dressed like all the sports

In my blazer and a pair of shorts

With my little stick of Blackpool Rock

Along the promenade I stroll

It may be sticky but I never complain

It's nice to have a nibble at it now and again

Every day. wherever I stray

The kids all round me flock

One afternoon the band conductor up on the stand

Somehow lost his baton, it flew out of his hand

So I jumped in his place and then conducted the band

With my little stick of Blackpool Rock

With my little stick of Blackpool Rock

Along the promenade I stroll

In my pocket it got stuck, I could tell

Cause when I pulled it out

I pulled my shirt off as well

Every day wherever I stray

The kids all round me flock

A girl, while bathing clung to me

My wits had to use

She cried, I'm drowning

And to save me you won't refuse

I said, well if you’re drowning then I don't want to lose

My little stick of Blackpool Rock

With my little stick of Blackpool Rock

Along the promenade I stroll

In the ballroom I went dancing each night

No wonder every girl that danced was stuck to me tight

Every day wherever I stray

The kids all round me flock

A fellow took my photograph it cost one and three

I said when it was done, is that supposed to be me?

You've properly mucked it up the only thing I can see

Is my little stick of Blackpool Rock