Bridge To Nowhere

Oh there's no such thing as a bridge to nowhere 'Cause there're two sides two everything And I am wrong most of the time There's a first time for everything Oh I have been to Ketchikan, Alaska I was treated like a king And I have been to New York City And I have felt like nothing If you can walk on water Then you can walk all over me Right now I'm sinking fast into the ocean And maybe just a bridge is all I need Oh I have almost never been fishing I'm scared of fishing hooks And I have never wrestled a bear I have seen some pictures in books And they don't care in Ketchikan, Alaska They just like me like I am And they are building a bridge to nowhere Nowhere's close to Ketchikan If you can walk on water Well, you can walk all over me Right now I'm sinking fast into the ocean And maybe just a bridge is all I need