Subway

Yeah

You won't talk to me

And you won't go out with me

I say why

Then you say

It's cause I work at Subway

You don't like my songs and how I

Make Footlongs

Yes I don't know what to say

'Cause I work at Subway

(Tell me why)

I know I've heard all of your jokes

(Tell me why)

I know I still live with my folks

(Tell me why)

And I'll be 35 in May

And I work at Subway

You don't like onions

And you don't like Funyuns

Yes, I know

I wish it wasn't that way

That I work at Subway

(Tell me why)

You tell me I should turn the page

(Tell me why)

Just because I make minimum wage

(Tell me why)

I'll take you out, but you'll have to pay

'Cause I work at Subway

I know I can't buy you presents and things

But listen to what I say-aay

Although I'm a slob,

I'll try to get a new job as a fry cook at Chick-Fil-A

You won't talk to me

And you won't go out with me

I say why

Then you say

It's 'cause I work at Subway

'Cause I work at Subway