She Got T*****s (In All the Right Places)

When mom and dad go out on the town

They hire the sitter, Miss Jessica Brown

She parks her car like she does every week

I part the curtains and I get a peek

(She got) A crystal necklace and a denim vest

(She got) A Trapper Keeper held to her chest

(She got) Banana clip and a jelly shoe

But one thing is shining through

(She got titties) In all the right places

(She got titties) Oh, my goodness gracious

(She got titties) In all the right places

And she's here until 11 PM

I ain't gon' touch 'em

I ain't gon' kiss 'em

But when they're gone, I sure am gonna miss 'em

I stare so long, my little penis will hurt

As she fills out that purple Vikings sweatshirt

She got titties in all the right places

She got titties, oh my goodness gracious

She got titties in all the right places

She fell asleep watching HBO

I got HBO, TNT

WGN

Oh, look at this, hmm, my cereal is dry

Looks like I gotta make a titty cry

So sit back and relax

And spray your titties on my Apple Jacks

(She got titties) In all the right places

(She got titties) Oh, my goodness gracious

(She got titties) In all the right places

Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks

Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks

Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks

She got!