Take Yuh Meat Out Me Rice

A Bajan and a Trinidadian dying with starvation The Bajan say, "Look, Trini, let we make a cook I put the rice, you going put the meat Then we going both have something to eat" But when the pot was nearly to done The Bajan decide to pull a fast one He said, "Trini, I'm a born Barbadian I don't like to fight But when come to the occasion, man, I stick for my right You put in a 12-cents meat bone, you worse than a lice I going give you a word of advice Take yuh meat out my rice" Trini got in a big rage, "What wrong with you, Baje I going tell you flat, Baje, I ain't taking that" When we were shopping, we both agree The food will be cook and shared equally I put me last penny in this meat, and I ain't moving until I eat" Baje say, "Trini, I'm a born Barbadian, I don't like to fight But when come to the occasion, man, I'd die for my right You put in a ten-cents meat bone, you think that is nice? Well, don't make me have to tell you twice Take yuh meat out my rice" The Bajan then said to Trini "Man, don't tell lies on me I never told you that we join and cook up in two What I mention, I can repeat I said to lend me a piece of meat" Trini so vex, he begin to cry "Baje, in front my eye you telling a lie?" Baje say, "Trini, I'm a born Barbadian, I don't like to fight But when come to the occasion, man, I die for my right You put in a nine-cents meat bone, good lord, you want half a slice? If you don't want a Bajan ice, take yuh meat off my rice" By this time the pot finish, Trini pick up a dish The Bajan say, "No, no, no, never happen so If you wanted something to eat Man, take a fork and pick out your meat But if you add one grain of rice By Christ, I squeeze your throat like a vise" "Trini, I'm a born Barbadian, I don't like to fight But when come to the occasion, man, I'd die for my right You put in a eight-cents meat bone, you Trinidadian lice Before I squeeze you like a vise, take yuh meat out my rice"