My Mom Hates Me

She's on my case again about life and teaching my stupid friends

I thought I had it all figured out, where did I go wrong?

I'm feeling hated, dehydrated, summer heat is overrated

What else is new?

My mom hates me but she pays all my bills

I'm losing brain cells and I got more to kill

I'll spend the rest of my nights drinking whatever I like

With all this beer in my mouth, it makes it so hard to shout

My mom hates me, yeah

I roll my eyes at wives to lay and slap the look right out my face

I thought I had it all figured out, where did I go wrong?

Why can't she understand I'm not waking up at 6 am?

I love you so much but now you're driving me nuts

My mom hates me but she pays all my bills

I'm losing brain cells and I got more to kill

I'll spend the rest of my days living in purple haze

With these four words in my mouth, they make me scream and shout

My mom hates me

And everybody knows how the story goes

Will I die here all alone?

I will never wash my hair 'cause I don't even care

And where's my underwear?

And I think that I need a girl so she can rock my world

And she will put up with my shit

My mom hates me but she pays all my bills

I'm losing brain cells and I got more to kill

I'll spend the rest of my nights drinking whatever I like

With all this beer in my mouth, it makes it so hard to shout

My mom hates me

With these four words in my mouth, they make me scream and shout

My mom hates me