Younger Men

"Women peak at fourty, and men at ninteen

I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine

(I was twenty at the time)

Now I'm staring fourty right in the face

And the only trouble with being a woman my age, is the men my age.

That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye

I'm starting to stop what I'm doing

just to turn around and watch them walk by

At the very next opportunity

I'm gonna give a younger man a try

Because younger men are starting to catch my eye

Men my age, poor old darlings, they're worried and their harry

Some of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married

And honey here I'm at on the threshold of all that fun

I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one

Oh, I said that younger men are starting to catch my eye

I'm starting to stop what I'm doing

Just to turn around and watch them walk by

At the very next opportunity

I'm gonna give a younger man a try

Because younger men are starting to catch my eye

(Musical interlude)

Woah, look over here

We got a cute little ol' runner to the right

Blue shorts, no shirt

Whoo! You're looking good darling

That's right, stay in shape

Ohh... Ohh... Ohhhhhhh...

Because younger men are starting to catch my eye

Yes, I said younger men are starting to catch my eye"