Someone Like Me (Dubstep Radio Edit)

People hug and give each other kisses

Holding hands and walking side by side

But everytime I try to charm a lady

She runs away

What am I doing wrong?

Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go-

Excuse me, miss

But, do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone

Or will I die alone?

Endless streams of loveletters and roses

Serenades from men with big guitars

Famous men are asking me for dinner

I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming

Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper-?

Will I meet a man who also likes to-?

I guess I'll never know

Will I find (Oh, will I ever find that someone who)

Can sing "wu"? (Can sing the wri-di-di-wrub-wub-wub-wu?)

Do the ring? (I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you)

Oh my God (Who is that singing?)

Someone who also likes the dub (the dub), the step (the step)

We both like dubstep

Please, you-, you want to- (Oh, sorry)

Flo-flowers, for you, please (Should I just-? So-sorry)

Please, just take these fucking flowers!

Let's move in together!

We'll have children!

I'll make cupcakes!

I will massage your shoulders daily!

I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!

I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!

Let's buy a car!

I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!

I'll do dishes for you!

Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together!

I fucking love you!

I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!

I'll get down on my knees

And ask you, "Will you marry me?"