L'homme qui tombe à pic

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow, they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defyin' life I lead, I'll take my chances

I've died for a livin' in the movies and TV

But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee

I might fall from a tall buildin'

I might roll a brand-new car

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time is school, but I taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey, hey

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey, hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine