Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen

C'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen

Fer shure, fer shure. By golly

It's clean clear to Flag Town

C'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there

Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door

Good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin' logs

Cab-over Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh

'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town

I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

"And I'm about to put the hammer down"

Cause we got a little convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a little convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the U-S-A

Convoy

Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck

And, you wanna back off them hogs?

Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so

Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf

And them bears was wall-to-wall

Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear in the air

I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck

"We about to go a-huntin' bear"

Cause we got a little convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a little convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the U-S-A

Convoy

Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that

Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close

Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left 'em settin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Chi-town

Them bears was a-gettin' smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps

And rigs of ev'ry size

Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears

And choppers filled the skies

Well, we shot the line and we went for broke

With a thousand screamin' trucks

An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus

In a chartreuse micra-bus

Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster

Come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?

Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that

Suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite

And he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore

And prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn't have a dog-goned dime

I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"

So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight

I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"

Cause we got a little convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a little convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the U-S-A

Convoy

Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?

Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with

Them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy

Convoy! sakes, good buddy

We gonna back on outta here

So keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your

Convoy! Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side

Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye