I Lie When I Drink

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

Don't believe me when I've had a few

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

I only drink when I'm missin' you

I walk in, the bartender rolls his eyes

At the same time, the waitress, she just smiles

He's heard the truth about you

And she's heard it too, but slightly skewed

I had lied, I broke your heart in two

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

Don't believe me when I've had a few

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

I only drink when I'm missin' you

At closin' time, I'm the last one out the door

I tip that waitress, that bartender, I ignore

I yell, "I'm never comin' back!" That always makes 'em laugh

'Cause they know me, I won't keep my word

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

Don't believe me when I've had a few

Oh, I lie when I drink, and I drink a lot

I only drink when I'm missin' you

I only drink when I'm missin' you