Taxi Driver

I can snarl up the traffic when I drop my fare

Put on them flashers and park any old where

Even though there's a pull-in just over there

I won't do it cause I don't care

I'm a taxi driver You've seen me 'round

I'm a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I like to do U-turns in a one-way street

Drive on a kerb now and then so watch your feet

I'm a taxi driver and there ain't nothin' sweeter

One hand on the wheel – both eyes on the meter

I'm a taxi driver How do you do

I'm a taxi driver I'm gonna drive all over you

I'm a mild mannered man when I ain't behind this wheel

But when I am I got a license to kill

I ain't scared of nobody – don't make me mad

This here ain't no yellow cab

I'm a taxi driver you've seen me 'round

I'm a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I'm a taxi driver

I'm gonna drive all over you