One Man Rock and Roll Band

Welcome back, you total stranger

Welcome to the Fountainhead

Welcome back, there is no danger

You don't need your gun, man, we're already dead

Welcome home, the war is over

Welcome back, the coast is clear

Welcome home, O Johnny soldier

We treat you here just like they treat you there

We're the one man rock and roll band

On our very last one night stand

Rocking the boat and unrolling the note

On which our friend Cardinal Doomsday will land

And you tell me that Grandad was a hero

That he fought for peace and no more guns

But you know I think he must have changed his name to Nero

You see 'cause everytime he grunts, he kills his sons

And when you stood there with your mottos on your knuckles

And they were all so really pleased to see you there

Well don't you think you could have taken Grandad and his medals

And played a different game in Grosvenor Square

You know we're the one man rock and roll band

On your very last one night stand

Rocking the boat and unrolling the note

On which your friend Cardinal Doomsday can land