歌词
Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane
It's just little old me, Nyan Cat's the name
Don't get it twisted son, been crushing cosmic pussy since life number one
I'm the first cat in space, won the cat space race
I'm here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face
Don't get mad, have some skittles, (I just sharted)
Your face looks like a shitty cat version of Ron Swanson, you'll be forgotten, like the pubes danglin' off of my Johnson
You're big in real life but on YouTube I'm HUGE! You can die tomorrow, i'll still get 80,000 views!
Grumpy Cat:
What doesn't kill you, pisses me off. So i'm gonna be the one to fuckin' finish the job
I eat, sleep, excrete and lick my paws. You fly through space, that's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus
I'll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice turd, have you seen titanic?
My favorite actor was the iceberg
I'm a celebrity, i'm in time magazine. The biggest name in pets, since, uh, mother-fucking Lassie
You're a try hard, I didn't even want fame. Kicking your ass, it's in my DNA
Nyan Cat:
You're shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage, scratch that, more like Dinklage's Peter, going through shrinkage
You're still a virgin, my penis caused the Big Bang!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van
What's wrong Grumpy? Where's the other six dwarves?
Celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liquors?
Your bout to get spade, I've got a flush, you down the toilet, your wack raps making me blush
I'll put you in a blender, I'll turn you to slush!
TBH (To be honest), you're not the first pussy I've crushed
Grumpy Cat:
Crush me with those rhymes? You're bat-shit delirious
I had fun once, it was a traumatic experience
Maybe I am smaller then a midgets frigid noodle, but at least i'm not some wanna-be toaster strudel
You ain't shit
You're ancient
You're 8-bit, Atari
Just quit, you won't get these 8 tits. (I'm sorry!)
Because the only reason you got to be that tasty was that your dad couldn't get pussy, so he sexed a pastry
