I'm Sorry to Hear That, Mr. Talbot... but I Have to Put You Down (The Wolf Man Song)

The night is coming again And again I'll spend it alone Just how it should be When I have a hunger that just won't concede Please believe I have no control over this feeling My heart's beating faster than any Human I have ever eaten Get to a safe distance Stock up on some silver things Be wary when the full moon shines on me Lock up the doors The wolves are out tonight I am a monster Tear you open Not a single bit of remorse for my actions Cause in the morning I won't remember And you'll just be a pile of bones, sitting in the ditch somewhere I was walking along one night When I heard a noise that gave me a fright I didn't know what to expect When this dog came out and bit my neck And ever since, once a month I turn into a real grump I get all hairy and scary and toothy and clawing Little red hood never saw me coming Get to a safe distance Stock up on some silver things Be wary when the full moon shines on me Lock up the doors The wolves are out tonight I am a monster Tear you open Not a single bit of remorse for my actions Cause in the morning I won't remember You'll just be a pile of bones, sitting in the ditch somewhere I don't play basketball I don't go to school I don't fight vampires I wish that I were cool Like that guy from that movie Who always takes his shirt off I think he was a shark boy once That's not really important Get to a safe distance Stock up on some silver things Be wary when the full moon shines on me Lock up the doors The wolves are out tonight I am a monster Tear you open Not a single bit of remorse for my actions Cause in the morning I won't remember You'll just be a pile of bones, sitting in the ditch somewhere