This is an Aussie lingo lesson

For all those overseas visitors

Who can't understand a bloody thing we say

If you're chewin' on a dog's eye, you're eatin' a pie

If you're givin' a bush salute, you're shooin' the flies

If you pull up a stump, you're sittin' on a chair

And if you're in woop woop, you're in the middle o' nowhere

If you feel a bit dusty, you're hungover

If you're talkin' on the telephone, you're on the blower

In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich

If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage

If you like to eat, you're good on the tooth

And buggered if I know means you don't have a clue

If you're a two-pot screamer, you get drunk real quick

And if you're a bit toey, you want more than just a kiss

If somethin's cactus, it doesn't work

If you're ridgy-didge, you're salt of the earth

In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich

If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage

A chicken is a chook, a squiz is a look, a kilometre is a click

Fruit loop means you're crazy, bludger means you're lazy, crook as a dog means sick

A beer bottle is a stubby, a toilet is a dunny, a number one is a leak

Starkers is your birthday suit, tipsy is a wobbly boot

If it's a rip snorter, it's a real good time

And if you hear the word toodles or hooroo, it means goodbye

If you're doin' your nana, you're losing your temper

And if you're having a brain fart, you can't remember

If you're chucking a sickie, you're not going to work

But if you're chucking a uey, you're making a U-turn

In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich

If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage

In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich

If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage

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