He’s crying at movies, wouldn’t hurt a fly

Settling down, he wrote a five year plan

Mowing the lawn and walks a labrador

Drivin’ me 'round town in a minivan

But I can’t get her off my mind

She’s dancing on bar tops in a sequin skirt

Begging the DJ for a Britney song

Chuggin' tequila like it’s apple juice

And kissin' my neck inside the bathroom stall

Is it wrong for me to live both lives?

I wanna have my cake and eat it too

I wanna taste his lip balm, her tattoos

When he calls, when she calls I can’t refuse

Turn away a suitor? That’d be rude

I can't choose a side 'cause my heart's been divided

I know that if I was on a desert island

He'd swim 'cross the Atlantic

But it's hot she'd leave me stranded

Why can't I have them both? Damnit

Breakdown incoming, panic

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

She’s red in the lips like she’s Edward Cullen

He’s warm as the Sunday morning light

Is it possible to be in love with

Two people at the same time?

I won’t even try to lie

I wanna have my cake and eat it too

Want her as my bride, him as my groom

I can be so faithful, but to who?

Either way I’ve got something to lose

I can't choose a side 'cause my heart's been divided

I know that if I was on a desert island

He'd swim 'cross the Atlantic

But it's hot she'd leave me stranded

Why can't I have them both? Damnit

Breakdown incoming, panic

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

Wandering eyes 'til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wandering eyes 'til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wandering eyes 'til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wandering eyes 'til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

I can't choose a side 'cause my heart's been divided

I know that if I was fighting my desires

She'd burn down the whole mansion

But it's sweet he'd fix the damage

Why can't I have them both? Damnit

Breakdown incoming, panic

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

(Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic)

Wandering eyes 'til they see double (Panic, panic, panic)

Cross them once and I’m in trouble (Panic, panic, panic)

Wandering eyes 'til they see double (Panic, panic, panic)

Cross them once and I’m in trouble (Panic, panic, panic)

Wandering eyes 'til they see double (Panic, panic, panic)

Cross them once and I’m in trouble (Panic, panic, panic)

Wandering eyes 'til they see double (Panic, panic, panic)

Cross them once and I’m in trouble (Panic, panic, panic)