He’s crying at movies, wouldn’t hurt a fly

Settlin’ down, he wrote a five year plan

Mowing the lawn and walks a labrador

Drivin’ me round town in a minivan

But I can’t get her off my mind

She’s dancing on bar tops in a sequin skirt

Begging the DJ for a Britney song

Chugging tequila like it’s apple juice

And kissing my neck inside the bathroom stall

Is it wrong for me to live both lives?

I wanna have my cake and eat it too

I wanna taste his lip balm her tattoos

When he calls, when she calls I can’t refuse

Turn away a suitor? That’d be rude

I can’t choose a side ‘cuz

My heart’s been divided

I know that if I was

On a desert island

He’d swim cross the atlantic

But it’s hot she’d leave me stranded

Why can’t I have them both? Damnit!

Breakdown incoming

Panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

She’s red in the lips like she’s Edward Cullen

He’s warm as the sunday morning light

Is it possible to be in love with

Two people at the same time?

I won’t even try to lie

I wanna have my cake and eat it too

Want her as my bride, him as my groom

I can be so faithful, but to who?

Either way I’ve got something to lose

I can’t choose a side ‘cuz

My heart’s been divided

I know that if I was

On a desert island

He’d swim cross the atlantic

But it’s hot she’d leave me stranded

Why can’t I have them both? Damnit!

Breakdown incoming

Panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

I can’t choose a side ‘cuz

My heart’s been divided

I know that if I was

Fighting my desires

She’d burn down a whole mansion

But it’s sweet he’d fix the damage

Why can’t I have them both? Damnit!

Breakdown incoming

Panic

P-p-panic, panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

P-p-panic, panic

Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in trouble

Wanderin’ eyes til they see double

Cross them once and I’m in panic