Oh no my friend, you're running late again

You shoulda left the house by nine not ten

Little light of mine, why can't you just be on time

When are you gonna change

Don't kick yourself

Find a compassionate voice in your head

Forgive yourself

You will be glad that you did

Oh no your tummy's mad at you again

'Cuz you didn't get the shopping in

Now all there is to eat

Is celery and cream of wheat

Why can't you plan ahead?

Don't kick yourself

Find a compassionate voice in your head

Forgive yourself

You will be glad very glad that you did

Forgive yourself

Assist yourself

Uplift yourself

Don't leave it til later

Evader

Cuz later is here

Who am I

Songwriter in the sky

Talking down from on high

Telling you want to do

Look at me

Clothes piled on the floor

Squeaky hinges on the doors

I'm no better than you

But I said I'd write a song one day

For everybody who procrastinates

Not to badger you

Just to help you follow through

Now I got that out of the way

Don't kick yourself

Find a compassionate voice in your head

Forgive yourself

You will be glad very glad that you did

Forgive yourself

Equip yourself

Stick with yourself

Don't leave it til later

Evader

Cuz later is here