I was scared of dentists and the dark

I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations

Oh, all my friends are turning green

You're the magician's assistant in their dream

There's this movie that I think you'll like

This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City

This cowboy's running from the south

And she's been living on the higher shelf

The problem with you kids is that you never seem to learn

To turn the other cheek until it's red

And later down the line you know exactly why it hurt

To see the gazes on the other kids instead

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong