Sun Sea and Piracy

Baby yum yum drives me dum-dum

I just love it on my tum-tum

On my back and on my bum-bum

I'm 'a lie low in the sun-sun!

Sat in a pool in the summer sea sand

The blooming out magnolia

Kiss me in my nether region

Ooh-ee it's my science fiction

It's my black box, I call it "Fido"

Carry my black pet and well I don't

Feed them cassettes, I'm a lie low

Sun and sea and piracy

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Baby yum yum drives me dum-dum

I just love it on my tum-tum

On my back and on my bum-bum

I'm 'a lie low in the sun-sun!

My black pet is a heavy attraction

I want a love with C30 action

To flood on airwaves like a love cruise

Hard to pick which one I'll choose

It's my black box, I call it "Fido"

Carry my black pet and well I don't

Feed them cassettes, I'm a lie low

Sun and sea and piracy

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Sun and sea and piracy (Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido)

Sun and sea and piracy (Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido)

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

I'm 'a low lee low lee low lie low

A powerful voice and maximum bom-bomb! A swimming shark found my lie low sun

People run off - bleedin' faggot

That cassette pet's makin' me haggard

I'm a conservative, I've got the affirmative -FIDO!

It's my black box, I call it "Fido"

Carry my black pet and well I don't

Feed them cassettes, I'm a lie low

Sun and sea and piracy

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Fido finally's not barkin' at all

Fido's lying at the bottom of the pool

Fido's tones begins to groan

Baby yum-yum tummy mum-mum

I rescue him on my tum-tum

Now he's roastin' in the sun-sun

On my back and on my bum-bum

It's blooming out magnolia

It's my black box, I call it "Fido"

Carry my black pet and well I don't

Feed them cassettes, I'm a lie low

Sun and sea and piracy

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Fee fi fo fee-fo Fido

Go, go go go go, Fido

Go, go go go go, Fido!